Napoli's - 12th & Washington - the full menu

Napoli's - 12th & Washington - the full menu
The best white pizza and steak wrap sandwich in town!

Sunday, February 28, 2010

How to be a yellow journalist: the Hobo411 stylebook

Not everyone is cut out to create the vilest, crudest propaganda in service to the deranged reality of Hoboken411.  But if you are, you must follow the rules of the Hobo411 stylebook.  If you are angry and embittered because you just can't get over last year's election results, here's the playbook you need to follow should you wish to submit a "story" to Perry Klaussen.

Please adhere to the right column of the checklist and lie wherever possible in your story to maximize your submission's chance for publication.

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Graphic courtesy of the Grafix Avenger
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